this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs
"There are things from the Winter Soldier days that I’m just remembering. Weapons left in the field…dangers I can still prevent. I think maybe that’s the path…a way to the redemption I’ve been looking for"
me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
and tilt your head to the side
Smirk a little
Look him in the eye, look at his junk, and giggle.
Don’t giggle. Men like giggling.
A lot of women resort to giggling while attempting to insult a man out of instinct.
If a man is trying to creep you out and you want to hurt him, fuck off with the giggle. No need to soften the blow. No need to make it cute. If you want to laugh, laugh. Laugh a big, rude, viking’s laugh.
HAR HAR HAR HAR CREEPY FUCKING MAN
horror movie synopsis
- white family moves into house
- the house got some shit in it
- family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
- turns out that shit is some ultrashit
those were the days guys
No Comment. Jon Stewart said it all.
boo you whore