There is no beauty without some strangeness

liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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trynottodrown:

themightyglamazon:

romanovan:

if anyone remembers the story that was making rounds a while back about a 19 year old discovering the solution to cleaning up the pacific garbage patch, that project launched a fundraider which now has 7 days to reach it’s goal.

crASHES THROUGH THE WALL BECAUSE I HEARD SOMEBODY NEEDED MONEY TO CLEAN THE OCEAN

I was wondering what happened to this. everyone help out if you can at least spread it, looks like he only needs 8% and there’s only 4 days!

First day of school
teacher: okay everyone say one thing about yourself
me: I can take a bigger bong rip than anyone else in here
I am a very private person, yet I am an open book.
If you don’t ask…I won’t tell.
(via 3nd0rphinz)

kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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starrysleeper:

trillow:

remember when the world ended last year

are you talking about the 21st of December or that time Tumblr crashed for four hours

kisslng:

this one time a girl told me we had the same name and I asked her what hers was

yongmuney:

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

theredguardian:

armisael:

*blacklists the words x and y*

just try and blacklist THIS

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piquic:

rich people be like “oh my shoe untied, I’ll buy a new one